November 15, 2009

November 15, 2009

Sometime last week, my brother and I were talking about how it would be messed up to live in a movie and have the city we live in destroyed. We were watching Transformers II: Rise of the Fallen. So, ironically, today and yesterday I logged into Yahoo and discovered that they created a list they titled “The Worst Places to Live.”

I’ll just give you a run-down (if you want to see the pictures click the link.)

  1. Tokyo
  2. Los Angeles
  3. New York
  4. Washington D.C.
  5. Paris
  6. San Francisco
  7. London
  8. Las Vegas
  9. London
  10. Baltimore

I’ll just say it: if life were a movie it would suck to live in the United States. Although they chose Tokyo as the number one spot, what does Godzilla have on every potential natural disaster that destroys LA, NYC, San Francisco, Washington D.C., and basically any large city in the US.

I’d say that England comes in second. Do you really want the zombies from 28 days later chasing you?

Question: Am I the only person to notice this: You have to be in good running condition to live in a movie. Shia LaBeouf ran about one mile dragging Megan Fox in a war zone between the Transformers & the US Military! And the zombies in 28 weeks later chased the main character into the water and were still trying to get him as his motor boat chopped them into pieces.

I’m just saying … you can’t be fat and live in a movie! You’ll be the second person to die (after the All-American, African American football player and his hot African American cheerleader girlfriend – think Scream).

That’s my opinion about something, for the day. What do you think? What city would you not want to live in, if your life were a movie? What city do you not want to live in, without your life being a movie? What do you think about all of the movies without fat people where everyone gets killed?

Hello world!

November 15, 2009

I think I will leave this how it is. Maybe see how many, “hello’s” I get back. So, say “Hello” to me, and let’s enjoy the things that I have an opinion about.

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